game of thrones pickup lines part 1
If you hear “You look like my brother” from Cersei: run. Just run like hell.
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
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i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
wow this is actually accurate
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]
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Dendritic Malachite in Baryte
Mid Atlas Mountains, Morocco
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Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.
—Henry David Thoreau (via lazyyogi)
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your nanogarden grow?
Harvard engineer Wim Noorduin has a green thumb. Only his thumb is only a few microns wide. By carefully controlling gradients of chemicals, he guided the construction of flower-like crystal structures to match their larger biological forms. It’s certainly art, but it also demonstrates a masterful manipulation of chemistry on the nano scale.
Just how small are they? As NPR reports, these flowers could fit in the lapel of the tiny Abraham Lincoln statue on the back of a penny (back when pennies had the Lincoln Memorial on them, anyway). These electron microscope images are false colored to recreate fantastic flowers, and these manipulations will one day help control the construction of useful microstructures.
If you’re seriously engineering-inclined, here’s the original research as it appears in Science.
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Monthly beard update. Only 22 more days til we mow this bad boy down! Thanks for stayin strong boys! @adam_richins @relish_sfd #noshavetilapp #beards #monthlybeardupdate
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